Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

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Why couldn't the depressed person get his email?

He had a bad Outlook.

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech?

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.