Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.