Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.