What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes