What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!