What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.