What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.