Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

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Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Whats Al Qaidas favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.