Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running