What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)