What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !