What son *Dad cries with joy
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Ask your dad.
Bison!
Abort mission!
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.