Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
They're always looking for Grant money.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Data!
Your mom.
Because she's trans-parent
Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
Fruit of the tomb
Because 6, 7 8.(http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
