Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK