Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.