Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Previous Random Joke Next
Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !