Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)