What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids