What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

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Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you