What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

The Indy 500.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!