How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.