How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.