How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

Previous Random Joke Next
Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5