Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!