Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.