How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

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What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.