Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.