Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

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What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

A crime fighter.

How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter