What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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What do you call a video of pedestrians?

A: Footage.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away