What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

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Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)