What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.