What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan