Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda