Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!