What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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They think on a whole different dimension.

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They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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Vitreous humour.

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We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.