What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long

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Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.