What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!