How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Dandruff Jokes More Dandruff Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.