She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
A Connosaur
Paddy O' furniture
She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
A whale-barrow!
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
To go with the traffic jam.
By the dandruff on her shoes.
Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.
Head and shoulders.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
she shattered his jaw!