What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.