What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Vas Deferen Jokes More Vas Deferen Jokes

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?