How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.