How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"