Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
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Automobile.
Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded
You shall not gas!"
Bravefart
Formaldehyde
He went to the Shell station.
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
All his gas is Argon.
The whole thing was a gas.
Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
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flatulence"
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Shell.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
We both burn gas.
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
The type of gas used.
There was too much gas in them.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Argon
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.
Rocket Farts.
At the filling station
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Good 'n' Tight
Give him the sheet music.
I couldn’t turn it down.
Because he was cold and calculating.
Logger-rhythms.
The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!
Flint, Michigan.
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Syrian Mckellen
An addadictamie.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.