What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

right where you left it.

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives