What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

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