What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.