What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.