What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.