He is alright, but one sided!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because you make sound judgement.
Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
I'm in a cent.
A just duet.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
He got him diss barred.
Because they don't like to judge anyone.
Justice Fingers!
You're an eight.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.
Justice Thumbs
Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
a quitter.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
I bearly touched her.
Odor in the court!!!
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
They both hand out long sentences.
When she hands out long sentences.
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
Bay leaf get him out if here!
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip
Odour in court!
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!
His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence
It was x-axis
When the judge threw the book at him.
A: They must follow the letter of the law.
He was caught poaching.
The jury store
A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
How'd he know Me: The judge told him.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Guantanamo ebay
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Muhammad Achoo
Minnesota.
Moosouri!
Human beans
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
My hands.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
Won-ton soup
Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
