Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"