Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!