What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!