What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!