What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!