Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

Hem Jokes More Hem Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.