Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
Because his wife needs him.
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
Bangs his head against the wall.
Tough getting by these days .
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
It was two tired.
A-hem!
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
A pub.
