What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.