What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.