What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.