What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."