What do you call a ship that drives itself?

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.