What is it called when a ship attacks t...

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.