Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Go for the juggler.
Duck.
Kelp!
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Uluruakbar
Because it didn't happen in 7/11
Go straight for the juggler.
A seasoned veteran
Go for the juggler
Go for the Jugular (juggler)!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It Herzegovina
Luters
they only had one pickup
He was a master of blocking attacks.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Professional courtesy
He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.
Claude
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Naughty by Nature
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
That's a salt!
They get bee'd up
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Same reason children don't attack their parents...
A family friend paying a visit.
Yeahman
The back of her head.
The ones with the golden proportions!
Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
Don't pay her.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Because his parents are vegetables.
A: An inj-oink-tion.
So they can prevent breakouts.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Web Development.
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
Fetus deletus
He had been illumi-naughty
A naughty strawberry
