What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did the football go to the bank?

to get is quarterback.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.