What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome