What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton