What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Douchebag Jokes More Douchebag Jokes

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.