What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"