What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!