What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.