What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.