How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."