How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.