How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.