Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!