What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors"

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.