Little Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

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Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Wait Room Jokes More Wait Room Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Short Guy Jokes More Short Guy Jokes

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.