When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !