What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..