How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

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How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.