How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.