Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

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Why is Chapstick so popular?

Cause it's the balm baby!

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

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