Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes