What does NASA stand for?

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What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Why is everyone afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!